Saturday, 4 February 2017

1886 - A Spectator columnist, The Kicker, kicks


The Hamilton Spectator, in 1885 and early 1886, had an anonymous, occasional columnist, known only as The Kicker.

After an absence of several weeks, The Kicker and his current kick in the Spectator issue of January 16, 1886:

“I beg to assure my multitudinous admirers that I am still alive – and kicking. The reason that I have not kicked in print for several weeks is not that I am out of subjects , or that I have lost my inborn inclination, but because  there has not been kicking room for me in these columns lately. I have been roughly elbowed out by election matters, and long lists of secret society officers and similarly exciting reading, until I begin to despair of ever having the opportunity to pour my complaints into the bosom of a sympathizing public which has been yearning to commune with one.

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Did it ever occur to you that there is actually no place of public resort in Hamilton, outside of saloons, hotels and billiard rooms, where young men can go and spend a pleasant hour or two in the evening. I will not even except the free reading room of the Young Men’s Christian association, for, excellent as the work which is being done by that organization, it does not offer sufficient attractions to draw any but spiritually-minded young men into its fold. I visited the Y. M. C. A. reading room a short time ago, and examined the magazines and pamphlets scattered over the table. They were, with one exception, either of a religious or a technical character. I asked the person in charge if no secular periodicals were kept for perusal, and was informed that they were in the parlor and were intended for the use of members. Now, religious and technical literature will not prove efficacious in drawing the youth of our city off the streets or out of questionable resorts at night. But the Y.M.C.A. reading room is the only institution in Hamilton which as all resembles a public resort for men of all classes, where the can improve their minds and rest their bodies after a day’s work. There are hundreds of young clerks and mechanics here who are comparative strangers in the city and live in boarding houses. After working hard all day, they go to their temporary homes. What are they to do? Their surroundings are often uncongenial and they do not feel “at home.” Usually there is too much noise and interruption for them to read comfortably. Where can they go? The only places where they can go in out of the cold and sit down are the hotels and saloons and billiard rooms – and into them a large proportion of the young men wander. There are two kinds of active Christian propagandism – the exhortative and the practical.  Every Sunday, the preachers use the former method, they warn young men against the snares which beset their path and exhort them to make good use of their time. This is very good as far as it goes. But practical Christianity should go father, it seems to me. It should not only warn and exhort; it should also help. Assuming that there is such a personality as the devil, and that saloons and billiard rooms and questionable resorts in general, are his temples and resting places, is it not a reflection on the practical Christianity of our citizens that there is no effort made in this city of 40,000 inhabitants to establish a public resort which will prove a rival of those under the control of his majesty of sheol ? The free library, if it had not been voted down in such a pig-headed manner, would have met many of the requirements of such a place. But the agitation should not have been allowed to collapse like a pricked bubble as soon as the bylaw was quashed. There are not a few public-spirited and big-hearted men of wealth among us who would gladly subscribe towards the establishment of a free library and reading room and gymnasium if the scheme were properly laid before them. If some energetic persons would push it, I believe that even yet private philanthropy would give what public stupidity and stinginess refused.

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          There is plenty of work in Hamilton for an energetic society for the prevention of cruelty to animals. One day last week, I saw a poor old horse, which should have been superannuated years ago, drag a heavily-laden cart up James street where the steep ascent begins. His eyeballs stood out, his lean old sides reeked, and he fairly groaned with his efforts; but the load was too heavy and the cart stuck. Then the big, brutal driver, who had been whacking the animal over the bones with the butt end of his whip, dismounted, and deliberately kicked the poor creature in the belly. I was delighted to see that the old horse had spirit enough in him to try to kick his master, and so resented his wanton cruelty that he would not budge an inch until the load was lightened

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